doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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