well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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