it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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