Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Farmville is her only friend.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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