party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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