Kiss
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you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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