3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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