im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
did you just send me my own nude
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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