come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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