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I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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