We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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