we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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