Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I just blew my weed a kiss
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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