i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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