You can't motorboat a personality
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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