So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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