very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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