also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
handjob tips. give me some.
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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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