I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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