she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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