found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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