Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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