I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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