I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
operation have a gay friend backfired
im holly from the hills drunk
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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