If you die in college, do you die in real life?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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