i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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