even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
