Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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