We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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