He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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