found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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