Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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