after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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