do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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My vagina just recognized that song.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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