what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I still have a little drunk in my system
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What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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