I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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