It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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