how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
This is classic penis vs brain.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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