It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
where are my eyebrows?
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