What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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