OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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