last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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