Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Randomize