4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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