I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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