farters have to be the big spoon...
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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