They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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