i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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