So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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