You're completely useless in the revolution.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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