dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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