Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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